Single White Male Looking For Companion For Group
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Single White Male Looking For Companion For Group
Hello all,
Many of you are familiar with me or my approaches to cultivating friendship, which have involved in the past, the capture of entire families and also the severe thrashing of former broads/comedians/musclemen from Hawaii using a new kind of martial arts that I invented for this purpose only. Some of you may know me through a series of pamphlets published for the purpose of keeping teenagers clean using a type of dry soap. Either way: Hello.
Every so often, an opportunity arises. A women's touch. A balloon ride. Some noodles in the alley beside a ford aerostar. Who knows?
But let me ask you: have you ever felt the thrill of capturing a hooligan who was stealing sweet and sour pork from the Safeway buffet? Have you rammed their faces through the discarded eggs in the store room and stepped all over their broken limbs? Have you called their parents late at night just to hear their fathers wheeze, "What do you still want from us?" Have you ever answered him: A gm for a keeper league.
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Many of you are familiar with me or my approaches to cultivating friendship, which have involved in the past, the capture of entire families and also the severe thrashing of former broads/comedians/musclemen from Hawaii using a new kind of martial arts that I invented for this purpose only. Some of you may know me through a series of pamphlets published for the purpose of keeping teenagers clean using a type of dry soap. Either way: Hello.
Every so often, an opportunity arises. A women's touch. A balloon ride. Some noodles in the alley beside a ford aerostar. Who knows?
But let me ask you: have you ever felt the thrill of capturing a hooligan who was stealing sweet and sour pork from the Safeway buffet? Have you rammed their faces through the discarded eggs in the store room and stepped all over their broken limbs? Have you called their parents late at night just to hear their fathers wheeze, "What do you still want from us?" Have you ever answered him: A gm for a keeper league.
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Re: Single White Male Looking For Companion For Group
i know you from the nice pictures your draw and your pictures of vancouver island swingsets in the early morning hours.
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I would prefer someone homely, so I don't have to feel threatened.
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http://www.tsn.ca/panarin-apologizes-fo ... 2-1.689905
Chicago Blackhawks forward Artemi Panarin has apologized after a 2012 video surfaced in which the 2016 Calder Trophy winner said he could "never have sex with a black woman."
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TGR wrote:http://www.tsn.ca/panarin-apologizes-for-remark-made-in-2012-1.689905Chicago Blackhawks forward Artemi Panarin has apologized after a 2012 video surfaced in which the 2016 Calder Trophy winner said he could "never have sex with a black woman."
He should post on broads.
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TGR wrote:Send an invite.

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