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I return with stories.

Postby Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:10 am

I fervently await your questions.
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Hate to tell you this but overall the OHL is tougher competition than the World Juniors.-mooseOAK

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Postby Dr_Chimera » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:49 am

You're way hunkier than that dork Mrs. Bugg is hanging out with now.

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Postby NyQuil » Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:30 am

Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance?

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Postby Ricard_Persson » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:55 am

what is happening.

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Postby edgar_dong » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:04 am

Dr_Chimera wrote:You're way hunkier than that dork Mrs. Bugg is hanging out with now.


Remember that, Bugg? Remember all those years you wasted with that rancid ol' skank? :paulrus:

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Postby edgar_dong » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:13 am

What runs through your mind when you reflect on those wasted years? When you recall her disgusting face?

Goddammit, fellas, the atmosphere here has turned me into a big bully.

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Postby edgar_dong » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:14 am

I'm sorry, Bugg. You're a good man with a better spirit.

[CENTER]Monsi/ur Bugg[/CENTER]

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Postby BlackRedGold » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:47 am

How often do you and J e f f l e r get together for circle jerks and liposuction these days?

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Postby PredsFan77 » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:10 pm

We were happy you left

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Postby Ricard_Persson » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:53 pm

Bugg is a legend. This thread must be turned around and cleaned up.

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Postby Dr_Chimera » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:14 pm

Ricard_Persson wrote:Bugg is a legend. This thread must be turned around and cleaned up.


Half a legend.

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Postby Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:19 pm

Is Mark Spector really relevant anymore
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


:lr: :lr: :lr:

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Postby edgar_dong » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:19 pm

Just popping in to express my desire to fuck Monsi/ur Bugg.

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Postby Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:29 pm

classic dogshit hi-jacking of a thread
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:

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Postby MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:58 pm

So rumour has it you dumped Mrs. Bugg and moved to Australia for some online slut? Do tell.

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Postby Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:24 pm

Masterplan wrote:So rumour has it you dumped Mrs. Bugg and moved to Australia for some online slut? Do tell.


Okay yes the gist of that is true; Mrs B and I split last October- albeit it was her doing and not mine. However, it was the right thing for her and I don't begrudge that one bit.

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Postby MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:40 pm

Mr Bugg wrote:(you've clearly talked to Mrs B as of late, so you'd know WHICH subreddit).


Actually, it was a complete guess... Based on tidbit picked up here and there. Sorry for making you re-live that and expose your misfortune public ally like that...

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Postby MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:41 pm

Mr Bugg wrote:
Last I heard she had recovered fully (physically anyway) and was banging her boss. /shrug Definitely the dumbest thing I've ever gotten myself into, and was the result of some poor choices post-Mrs B.


Is she Mrs Bugg or the reddit bird?

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Postby Sturminator » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:44 pm

Your story sucks so far.

Enlighten us as to what made the Australian bint go all Basic Instinct on you. Please tell me that she, like, boiled a wombat or something.
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Postby AD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:46 pm

Sturminator wrote:Your story sucks so far.

Enlighten us as to what made the Australian bint go all Basic Instinct on you. Please tell me that she, like, boiled a wombat or something.


Were you going with Basic Instinct there or Fatal Attraction?

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Postby Craig » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:47 pm

Sturminator wrote:Your story sucks so far.

Enlighten us as to what made the Australian bint go all Basic Instinct on you. Please tell me that she, like, boiled a wombat or something.


Just look it up on reddit. I'm sure he's made a number of scumbag stacy and bad luck brian memes about it.

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Postby Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:54 pm

Masterplan wrote:Is she Mrs Bugg or the reddit bird?


The Reddit gal. I came to care quite a bit for the gal in the course of events and really wanted things to work despite the implausibility of it all. Mrs B, as we all know, moved on in a successful and mostly drama-free manner, but it hasn't been that way for me.

I suppose it comes down to what I did- or didn't do. It wasn't just losing weight I should have focused on to be a better person, and I'm coming face-to-face with that now. I went after something that would have been best left alone, and the consequences were exactly what I should have expected.
PHOENIX IS A BANDWAGON TOWN. ENOUGH SAID.- Pensteel71



Hate to tell you this but overall the OHL is tougher competition than the World Juniors.-mooseOAK



I'd easily pay Chris Phillips 6.5mil and be thrilled about it- The OttoMan

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Postby AD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:56 pm

We're not exactly a wishy-washy psychobabble support group type of crowd Buggster. You either come clean with the skinny or tell us to fuck off. (both acceptable answers).

But this sort of hazy no-details answer is not cool.

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Postby Craig » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:05 pm

Just stalk him on reddit. I'm sure it's all there.

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Postby Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:05 pm

so Mrs Bugg was a real person


:paranoid:
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:

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Postby Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:05 pm

Sturminator wrote:Your story sucks so far.

Enlighten us as to what made the Australian bint go all Basic Instinct on you. Please tell me that she, like, boiled a wombat or something.


I showed up in Sydney on a Saturday ready to head to her hometown after she finished work so that we could do Christmas; however, what began as "sorry, I didn't take the day off work, can we go after I finish my shift?" to "hey, I'm going out after work, call me at 8?" to "well, maybe we'll go Monday?" to "hey, so, how about I see you alone on Christmas?" to "well hey, can you hang around three weeks and maybe we'll meet up then?". The entire time I saw neither hide nor hair of her.

I eventually left that Friday, and I spent a good week really down, before she called me out of the blue to explain she knew I didn't want anything to do with her anymore so she'd moved on and was shagging her boss. Again, she couldn't figure out why I was mad, and tried to call me a total of 73 times. I changed my number and deleted my e-mail address, and it's been a nice month without drama.
PHOENIX IS A BANDWAGON TOWN. ENOUGH SAID.- Pensteel71



Hate to tell you this but overall the OHL is tougher competition than the World Juniors.-mooseOAK



I'd easily pay Chris Phillips 6.5mil and be thrilled about it- The OttoMan

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Postby AD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:05 pm

Artie wrote:so Mrs Bugg was a real person


:paranoid:



We keep telling you this over and over again and you keep doubting us.

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Postby Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:07 pm

AD wrote:We keep telling you this over and over again and you keep doubting us.


yeah I'm supposed to believe all those people you hire to come to M&G and act as posters who are really your alts
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:

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Postby Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:07 pm

Artie wrote:yeah I'm supposed to believe all those people you hire to come to M&G and act as posters who are really your alts


:paranoid:
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:

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Postby Dr_Chimera » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:08 pm

Mr Bugg wrote:I eventually left that Friday, and she ended up calling me as I was heading back to the airport in a complete and total rage. She couldn't understand why I was leaving. Eventually, she became so depressed/despondent/etc. that she tried to- well, she did what depressed people sometimes do.


She pulled down her pants and took a shit?

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Postby MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:26 pm

Hey Bugg sorry about your luck, and welcome back. Anyway, I know this girl her name is Tieja MacLaughlin, she's into sports and is single. You should hook up with her.

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Postby Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:28 pm

Masterplan wrote:Hey Bugg sorry about your luck, and welcome back. Anyway, I know this girl her name is Tieja MacLaughlin, she's into sports and single. You should hook up with her.


I read that story earlier today- I guess you could say she didn't play fair.
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Hate to tell you this but overall the OHL is tougher competition than the World Juniors.-mooseOAK



I'd easily pay Chris Phillips 6.5mil and be thrilled about it- The OttoMan

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Postby senate » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:29 pm

Big#D wrote:he won't find out he was talking about her behind her back and kill us all, right guys. :paranoid:


Not unless AD counsels her to.

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Postby AD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:30 pm

senate wrote:Not unless AD counsels her to.


"Cousel" is such a strong word. I sometimes point out stuff. At best I suggest things.

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Postby MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:31 pm

senate wrote:Not unless AD consoles her.


More like it.

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Postby senate » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:34 pm

AD wrote:"Cousel" is such a strong word. I sometimes point out stuff. At best I suggest things.


"Induces" it is.

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Postby senate » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:35 pm

So anyways, is there going to gonewild pics coming? Or was this more of a gonewildcurvy situation?

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Postby Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:42 pm

Big#D wrote:so, those of you who reddit or what ever cool thing they say to refer to themselves reading their site, can one of you go over there and copy/paste the whole sorted messy story here, so those of us unenlightened don't have to bother figuring that place out?


There isn't really a "story" over there, so it was never anything that Reddit ever "heard" about.
PHOENIX IS A BANDWAGON TOWN. ENOUGH SAID.- Pensteel71



Hate to tell you this but overall the OHL is tougher competition than the World Juniors.-mooseOAK



I'd easily pay Chris Phillips 6.5mil and be thrilled about it- The OttoMan

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Postby Ricard_Persson » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:04 pm

For those scoring at home: http://prospectwriter.ytmnd.com/

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Postby BlackRedGold » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:09 pm

Mr B wrote:There isn't really a "story" over there. She was posting nudes to their version of Northern Europe ('Gonewild') and then deleted the account/images after she was recognized in-person. By then we had taken our conversations off-site, so it was never anything that Reddit ever "heard" about.


Are they reposted in Northern Europe yet?

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Postby IcE ColD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:10 pm

Hey Bugg, I've inherited your BKL team and proceeded to destroy it quite sexily.

Just thought you should know.

Even if you probably don't even know/remember who I am.
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Postby Lord Chezz » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:12 pm

Would bang


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