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Post by Lord Chezz » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:12 pm

Would bang

Post by IcE ColD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:10 pm

Hey Bugg, I've inherited your BKL team and proceeded to destroy it quite sexily.

Just thought you should know.

Even if you probably don't even know/remember who I am.

Post by BlackRedGold » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:09 pm

Mr B wrote:There isn't really a "story" over there. She was posting nudes to their version of Northern Europe ('Gonewild') and then deleted the account/images after she was recognized in-person. By then we had taken our conversations off-site, so it was never anything that Reddit ever "heard" about.


Are they reposted in Northern Europe yet?

Post by Ricard_Persson » Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:04 pm

For those scoring at home: http://prospectwriter.ytmnd.com/

Post by Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:42 pm

Big#D wrote:so, those of you who reddit or what ever cool thing they say to refer to themselves reading their site, can one of you go over there and copy/paste the whole sorted messy story here, so those of us unenlightened don't have to bother figuring that place out?


There isn't really a "story" over there, so it was never anything that Reddit ever "heard" about.

Post by senate » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:35 pm

So anyways, is there going to gonewild pics coming? Or was this more of a gonewildcurvy situation?

Post by senate » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:34 pm

AD wrote:"Cousel" is such a strong word. I sometimes point out stuff. At best I suggest things.


"Induces" it is.

Post by MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:31 pm

senate wrote:Not unless AD consoles her.


More like it.

Post by AD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:30 pm

senate wrote:Not unless AD counsels her to.


"Cousel" is such a strong word. I sometimes point out stuff. At best I suggest things.

Post by senate » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:29 pm

Big#D wrote:he won't find out he was talking about her behind her back and kill us all, right guys. :paranoid:


Not unless AD counsels her to.

Post by Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:28 pm

Masterplan wrote:Hey Bugg sorry about your luck, and welcome back. Anyway, I know this girl her name is Tieja MacLaughlin, she's into sports and single. You should hook up with her.


I read that story earlier today- I guess you could say she didn't play fair.

Post by MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:26 pm

Hey Bugg sorry about your luck, and welcome back. Anyway, I know this girl her name is Tieja MacLaughlin, she's into sports and is single. You should hook up with her.

Post by Dr_Chimera » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:08 pm

Mr Bugg wrote:I eventually left that Friday, and she ended up calling me as I was heading back to the airport in a complete and total rage. She couldn't understand why I was leaving. Eventually, she became so depressed/despondent/etc. that she tried to- well, she did what depressed people sometimes do.


She pulled down her pants and took a shit?

Post by Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:07 pm

Artie wrote:yeah I'm supposed to believe all those people you hire to come to M&G and act as posters who are really your alts


:paranoid:

Post by Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:07 pm

AD wrote:We keep telling you this over and over again and you keep doubting us.


yeah I'm supposed to believe all those people you hire to come to M&G and act as posters who are really your alts

Post by AD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:05 pm

Artie wrote:so Mrs Bugg was a real person


:paranoid:



We keep telling you this over and over again and you keep doubting us.

Post by Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:05 pm

Sturminator wrote:Your story sucks so far.

Enlighten us as to what made the Australian bint go all Basic Instinct on you. Please tell me that she, like, boiled a wombat or something.


I showed up in Sydney on a Saturday ready to head to her hometown after she finished work so that we could do Christmas; however, what began as "sorry, I didn't take the day off work, can we go after I finish my shift?" to "hey, I'm going out after work, call me at 8?" to "well, maybe we'll go Monday?" to "hey, so, how about I see you alone on Christmas?" to "well hey, can you hang around three weeks and maybe we'll meet up then?". The entire time I saw neither hide nor hair of her.

I eventually left that Friday, and I spent a good week really down, before she called me out of the blue to explain she knew I didn't want anything to do with her anymore so she'd moved on and was shagging her boss. Again, she couldn't figure out why I was mad, and tried to call me a total of 73 times. I changed my number and deleted my e-mail address, and it's been a nice month without drama.

Post by Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:05 pm

so Mrs Bugg was a real person


:paranoid:

Post by Craig » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:05 pm

Just stalk him on reddit. I'm sure it's all there.

Post by AD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:56 pm

We're not exactly a wishy-washy psychobabble support group type of crowd Buggster. You either come clean with the skinny or tell us to fuck off. (both acceptable answers).

But this sort of hazy no-details answer is not cool.

Post by Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:54 pm

Masterplan wrote:Is she Mrs Bugg or the reddit bird?


The Reddit gal. I came to care quite a bit for the gal in the course of events and really wanted things to work despite the implausibility of it all. Mrs B, as we all know, moved on in a successful and mostly drama-free manner, but it hasn't been that way for me.

I suppose it comes down to what I did- or didn't do. It wasn't just losing weight I should have focused on to be a better person, and I'm coming face-to-face with that now. I went after something that would have been best left alone, and the consequences were exactly what I should have expected.

Post by Craig » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:47 pm

Sturminator wrote:Your story sucks so far.

Enlighten us as to what made the Australian bint go all Basic Instinct on you. Please tell me that she, like, boiled a wombat or something.


Just look it up on reddit. I'm sure he's made a number of scumbag stacy and bad luck brian memes about it.

Post by AD » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:46 pm

Sturminator wrote:Your story sucks so far.

Enlighten us as to what made the Australian bint go all Basic Instinct on you. Please tell me that she, like, boiled a wombat or something.


Were you going with Basic Instinct there or Fatal Attraction?

Post by Sturminator » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:44 pm

Your story sucks so far.

Enlighten us as to what made the Australian bint go all Basic Instinct on you. Please tell me that she, like, boiled a wombat or something.

Post by MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:41 pm

Mr Bugg wrote:
Last I heard she had recovered fully (physically anyway) and was banging her boss. /shrug Definitely the dumbest thing I've ever gotten myself into, and was the result of some poor choices post-Mrs B.


Is she Mrs Bugg or the reddit bird?

Post by MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:40 pm

Mr Bugg wrote:(you've clearly talked to Mrs B as of late, so you'd know WHICH subreddit).


Actually, it was a complete guess... Based on tidbit picked up here and there. Sorry for making you re-live that and expose your misfortune public ally like that...

Post by Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:24 pm

Masterplan wrote:So rumour has it you dumped Mrs. Bugg and moved to Australia for some online slut? Do tell.


Okay yes the gist of that is true; Mrs B and I split last October- albeit it was her doing and not mine. However, it was the right thing for her and I don't begrudge that one bit.

Post by MP » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:58 pm

So rumour has it you dumped Mrs. Bugg and moved to Australia for some online slut? Do tell.

Post by Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:29 pm

classic dogshit hi-jacking of a thread

Post by edgar_dong » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:19 pm

Just popping in to express my desire to fuck Monsi/ur Bugg.

Post by Artie » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:19 pm

Is Mark Spector really relevant anymore

Post by Dr_Chimera » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:14 pm

Ricard_Persson wrote:Bugg is a legend. This thread must be turned around and cleaned up.


Half a legend.

Post by Ricard_Persson » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:53 pm

Bugg is a legend. This thread must be turned around and cleaned up.

Post by PredsFan77 » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:10 pm

We were happy you left

Post by BlackRedGold » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:47 am

How often do you and J e f f l e r get together for circle jerks and liposuction these days?

Post by edgar_dong » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:14 am

I'm sorry, Bugg. You're a good man with a better spirit.

[CENTER]Monsi/ur Bugg[/CENTER]

Post by edgar_dong » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:13 am

What runs through your mind when you reflect on those wasted years? When you recall her disgusting face?

Goddammit, fellas, the atmosphere here has turned me into a big bully.

Post by edgar_dong » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:04 am

Dr_Chimera wrote:You're way hunkier than that dork Mrs. Bugg is hanging out with now.


Remember that, Bugg? Remember all those years you wasted with that rancid ol' skank? :paulrus:

Post by Ricard_Persson » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:55 am

what is happening.

Post by NyQuil » Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:30 am

Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance?

Post by Dr_Chimera » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:49 am

You're way hunkier than that dork Mrs. Bugg is hanging out with now.

I return with stories.

Post by Mr B » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:10 am

I fervently await your questions.

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